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Bret Michaels? You might be thinking I have this completely wrong. He won Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice not an Oscar. Right?

Lookin’ good!

I am no doubt going to have a lot of people disagree with me on this one, but does anyone else find it a little fishy that someone whose foot was inside death’s door happened to appear on the finales of two big-time reality shows in one week? We all know I am an avid reader of Perez Hilton’s blog, and when I read that Bret Michaels was in critical condition after a severe brain hemorrhage a month ago, I was saddened. I’ll admit, I watched every single season of Rock of Love. I loved it!

I read all of his updates and it seemed grim. Could it be? Bret Michaels is actually going to die? Then all of a sudden, he gets released and is expected to make a full recovery. He wastes no time in appearing on the cover of People magazine, taping a special for VH1 and appearing on Oprah. Really? But wait! He then goes BACK into the hospital because he has a hole in his heart two weeks later.

Donald Trump is speculating… will Bret appear on the finale of the Celebrity Apprentice? First he will, then he won’t. Hurray! He is all better and will appear on the finale. Sorry, Holly but you really had no hopes of winning. Donald Trump had decided that Bret Michaels was going to be WAY more marketable and I do believe he helped concoct this hoax.

Now, I am in no way saying that Bret didn’t have medical issues. Before the brain hemorrhage, he told tales of his near death experience with appendicitis. You heard me right… appendicitis. THEN he has a brain hemorrhage… AND THEN they find a hole in his heart. The whole time… Donald Trump seems to be right by his side giving updates and speculating on his recovery. “He’s a tough competitor” and apparently that is what saved his life.

I am sure there is a really good chance that I am completely wrong, but Bret sounds pretty sick. His appendix is gone, his brain is hurting and his heart is in trouble. Sounds like this guy should be in bed and NOT performing on the finale of American Idol two nights ago. But he didn’t tell his doctors he was going to do it. Why not? Is it because that any regular person suffering from all of this in a matter of a month, has no business being anywhere but at home? Oh, I forgot to mention that Bret is now suggesting he might take over for Simon Cowell on American Idol next season and he has Simon’s full support. Well isn’t that convenient!

Yeah, yeah this would be a pretty unbelievable hoax if I am right, but I put absolutely nothing past Mr. Trump. EVERYONE remembers Miss Carrie Prejean. How convenient that she is “randomly” selected to receive a question from Perez Hilton about Same Sex marriage. They screen these girls. They know how they are going to respond to hot topic issues. The pageant was tanking and Donald needed to resurrect it. What better way than to create a controversy. I so believe that Carrie knew full and well what was going to come of it. “Now, Carrie, there is a good chance you will not win the pageant but you will be more famous than ever. Every news outlet will be talking about you. You’ll be the new Sarah Palin. We’ll even link you to Michael Phelps after his pot smoking controversy. How does that sound?” All she had to do was become the enemy of the Gay community. Who was crowned Miss USA that year?

What did Bret have to do to get a shot at the empty seat at the American Idol judges table? Pretend to almost die and postpone an upcoming tour that would likely not make him nearly the money he’s poised to make now. And Donald enjoyed high ratings of his finale despite the fact it was up against the WAY OVER HYPED Lost finale. Interesting.

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